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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl and a spoon and runs outside.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving".
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so ugly that I got nothing bad to say about her because her face says it all.
Yo mama's so poor that TV dinner trays are her good china.
Yo mama's so ugly she does excellent as a scarecrow.

Nice ones MPX!

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Hey... I was gonna post those ones soon! I was so busy with homework...

Good job on that last one.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma so fat when you wanna shake her hand she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was ON THE SCALE!!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is an income tax refund!
Yo momma so poor her family has to eat cereal with forks to save milk!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate's in roman numerals!
Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!
Yo momma so ugly that when you're sick, doctors tell you to look at her to induce vomiting!
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so fat she gets free food at a McDonalds if we disguise her as an SUV!
Yo momma so fat when she sees a bus full of white kids she yells "STOP THAT TWINKY!!"!
Yo momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat THICKS!
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "sorry, we don't do livestock"!
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the Superstore parking lot!
Yo momma so old she has Moses in her yearbook!
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo momma so old and filthy the last time she took a shower, she was teaching her pet dinosaur how to play fetch with the cavemen!


WHUT!!

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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

yo mama's so stupid, when the microwave was done, it made a ding sound, she thought it was the doorbell.

Can't you get these joke's from a website? (*cough*http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html*cough*)

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

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Just because I have the same Yo Mamas on the site doesn't mean I copied them. A lot of good and popular ones are on other sites too.

Winning this game is so easy, no wonder they call it Yo Mama.

my favorite joke of all time.

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW SKITTLES CAME OUT

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Yo mama so fat you need to take a train to get to her good side!

WHAT NOW!

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Yo mama so old the first time she got shot was with a musket.

From what I said before:

"Winning this game is so easy, no wonder they call it Yo Mama".

Owned~

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yo mama so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest.they said srry no pros.
yo mama so fat and old that when she went to outerspace, the other people bammed a flag in her mouth.
yo mama so ugly that when she looked into a mirror it broke.

yeah

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Yo mama so small she reaches up to tie her shoelaces
Yo mama so fat when she went into an elevator, it said 18 people only
Yo mama so hairy Big Foot took a picture
Yo mama so fat when she walked past my TV i missed 3 commercials
Yo mama so fat her picture takes two frames
Yo mama so ugly police arrested your father for littering

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